Tomorrow is an important day.  I’m writing today to alert you, so you won’t miss is.  Tomorrow, February 28, the day before Leap Day, is …ready for this?  Is Public Sleeping Day.

I’m not sure exactly how you do this.  Bring your sleeping bag?  But, it’s winter, so you can’t just sleep any place outside (unless you are in the south of southwest or even California).

So, mothers, I suppose you can take your kids and bundle up in the city park.  The kids may prefer playing, but you can always tell them they have to nap.

Married women, it will probably be more fun if you can encourage your husband to come with you.  Don’t, I say, do not, get in a gender relationship quarrel about where you want to do your public sleeping.  He might prefer in front of the appliance store that has televisions in the window.  That way he can pretend to sleep while still watching his favorite show or game.  While you would prefer, perhaps, in front of the first class jewelry store so while you sleep, you’ll have gems of a dream – or dream of getting gems.

Single women won’t have to confer with anyone about where to sleep.  You might want to grab a companion – even an interesting looking one walking along the sidewalk.  Or, you might really prefer to have your best friend with you – one who won’t snore any louder than you do.

You can tell it’s a slow day that I am busy giving serious consideration to the topic of public sleeping.  Therefore, I probably shouldn’t work so hard on this… and just go outside and sleep.